Various animal jokes
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First Kangaroo: What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way?
Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.
First Kangaroo: If you were surrounded by 30 lions, 25 elephants and 10 hippos, how would you get away from them?
Second Kangaroo: Step off the merry-go-round.
What is a chameleon's motto ?
A change is as good as a rest !
Why did the tadpole feel lonely ?
Because he was newt to the area !
What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house ?
The Lizard of Oz !
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