Various animal jokes
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Why is a reindeer like a gossip ?
Because they are both tail bearers !
How would you get four reindeer in a car?
Two in the front and two in the back!
And how do you get four polar bears in a car?
Take the reindeer out first
What's the difference between a reindeer and a snowball?
They're both brown, except the snowball.
What do you call the reindeer with one eye higher than the other?
Isaiah!
What has antlers, pulls Father Christmas' sleigh and is made of cement?
I don't know.
A reindeer!
What about the cement?
I just threw that in to make it hard.
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