Various animal jokes
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 | Page 22 | 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37
Next various animal jokes »
A snail starts a slow climb up the trunk of an apple tree. He is watched by a sparrow who can't help laughing and eventually says "Don't you know there aren't any apples on the tree yet?" "Yes," said the snail, "but there will be by the time I get up there."
An old lady was considering buying a squirrel fur coat. "But will it be all right in the rain?" she asked anxiously.
"Oh certainly, ma'am," said the manager smoothly. "After all, you've never seen a squirrel with an umbrella have you?"
How does a group of dolphin's make a decision?
Flipper coin!
Why did the dolphin feel crabby?
Because he ate too many crabs!
Does a dolphin ever do something by accident?
No, they do everything on porpoise!
Next various animal jokes »
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 | Page 22 | 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37
