Various animal jokes
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If they made a movie starring the Loch Ness monster and the great white shark from Jaws, what would the movie be called?
Loch Jaws.
How do you shoot a great white shark?
Hold his nose until he turns blue and then you shoot him with a blue shark spear gun!
What is the most famous shark?
William Sharkspeare!
What do you call rubber bumpers on yachts?
Shark absorbers!
Did you hear about the new shark food restaurant called Jaws?
It costs an arm and a leg to eat there!
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