Various animal jokes
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How should you treat a baby goat?
Like a kid.
What is a buttress?
A female goat.
One goldfish to his tankmate:
"If there's no God, who changes the water?"
Did you hear about the boy who was told to do 100 lines?
He drew 100 cats on the paper.
He thought the teacher had said lions.
There was once a puppy called May who loved to pick quarrels with animals who were bigger than she was. One day she argued with a lion. The next day was the first of June. Why ? Because that was the end of May!
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