Various animal jokes
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Q. Why did Mrs. Smokey the Bear divorce Smokey the Bear?
A. Because every time she got hot, he'd beat her with a shovel!
Q: What did the emu say to the nurse?
A: Mend her bones or walk the plank
Why don't lobsters share?
They're shellfish.
Turtle to turtle: "Don't ya just love the sound of rain on your roof?"
What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?
Elkaseltzer.
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